Wednesday, June 6, 2012

It's Your Turn

     So topping "Smack Me Now"(here) seemed like a tough chore, but then Amber went and opened her mouth...
     If you have been following me for any amount of time, you are probably aware of the hit my daughter has put out for me.  Well, I'm pretty sure she has a hit out on me, because she seems to have given up trying to shoot me herself, but her feelings towards me at home seem to remain the same.
   I really have no idea why she started this personal vendetta (click here and here), but I'm sure that she aims to finish it.  I bring this up to discuss the fact that her death wishes seem to only be in my favor....until last night...
    Last night I overheard Amber telling some neighbor children that she does not even play with that she was going to kill them.  Then she told them how.  The conversation went something like this:
  Amber, "I'm going to kill you"
  Josiah, "Yeah"
  Amber, "And I'm going to shoot you and take you to the jail"
  Josiah said something in agreement (I'm not sure he had any idea what was going on- Amber was being mean, and this time it wasn't directed towards him, so of course he went along with it".
  Amber, "And when you be dead, I'm going to poke you in the eye" (Yes, I'm pretty sure I heard this.  If not, it sounds good anyway)
   Then she proceeded to call them "Butt-munch"....
  I'm not sure what transpired next, but I know I didn't hear any verbal transaction on the neighbor kid's end.  In fact, they just stood where they were and stared.  In fear? Maybe.  In confusion? More than likely.
   What sparred this interaction?  I have no idea.  As far as I know, the poor kids were minding their own business when Amber walked into view.  It all went downhill from there.  But hey, if someone does end up dead, feel free to contact the police with this information.

1 comment:

  1. shortly after this was posted, I was having a conversation with another child when Amber added in, "I get the dresses, Mommy, THEN I shoot you".... murder suspect #1 right there...